superbmarksman:

i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies

somewhereno-oneknows:

shes clearly smoking some stronger shit if her fucking dog is talking to her

My grandma is mad about the game of thrones book wiki and she said “whoever put that up there should take it down that’s unfair”
???????
THE BOOKS CAME FIRST

I ruined grandma’s game of thrones ship sorry not sorry

i made a blog to bitch about my probs where no one can see but i dont even use it what the heck

sluts-inc:

itsoktobegay101:

Marge Simpson, words to live by. 

YES

sluts-inc:

itsoktobegay101:

Marge Simpson, words to live by. 

YES

idiot-skull:

I went out to garden but I look more like I went out to closet cosplay
Oops

pondraws:

wife material 

twlboaj:

on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents

me: *watches new episode of favorite show*
me: *proceeds to reblog 924 posts of said episode*

memedong:

what do you mean this didnt happen

beerito:

are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?

eigotsundere:

"Let me touch you, Aoba-san" (x)

eigotsundere:

"Let me touch you, Aoba-san" (x)

thegirlwithgoldeyes:

imagine a vampire going “fuck it” and just taking some antihistamines before going to town on a plate of garlic bread

later on it’s wheeled into the ER with like a puffed up face and it just goes “I have been on this earth 10 thousand years but i have not lived until this day”